Wednesday, September 17, 2008

K5

17. You are sitting in an empty bar, in a lonely town you have never been to before, drinking Bacardi with a soft-spoken acquaintance you barely know. After 30 minutes a man walks in the bar and sits alone, you ask your "friend" about him. He is described to you as "a man with a past." 5 minutes later another man walks in, sits alone and you ask about him. He is described as "a man with no past." Of the two men, who do you trust less?

18. You won a prize with two options: 1) A year in Europe with monthly stipend of $2000/month; 2) ten minutes on the moon. Which of the two options do you choose?

19. Your best friend is taking a nap on your living room floor. This friend is going to die unless you kick them as hard as you can in the ribs. If you do not kick them, then they will never wake up. You can not explain this existential dilemma to your friend, if you inform them they will die. So you must kick them in the ribs and can't tell them why. What excuse do you fabricate to explain this attack?

20. Two movies are made about your life. 1) Indie-documentary comprised of interviews with your friends and family and bootlegs footage from your actual life. Critics are describing it as "brutally honest and relentlessly fair". 2) Big Budget biopic with stars cast as you and your acquaintances. Critics are split on the artistic merit, but audiences love it. Which film would you be most interested in seeing?

21. You go back to the age of 5 and relive everything retaining all the knowledge you have now. You will re-experience your entire adolescence with both the cognitive ability of an adult and the memories of everything you've learned by living your life previously. Would you lose you virginity earlier or later then the first time around (and by how many years)?

22. You work in an office. There are two rumors about you. The first is that you got drunk at the XMas party and had sex with a married coworker. This rumor is true, but no one believes it. The second is that you have been stealing office supplies and then selling them to cover a gambling debt. This rumor is false, but everyone assumes it is factual. Which of these rumors is most troubling to you?

23. You are living inside a sitcom. Everything about your life is a construction featuring an unfamous (as if he was never affected by the trappings of fame) John Ritter as himself (playing your TV father) this is not a sitcom; it is your real life. How would you feel about this?

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